Cello scrotum 'just made-up'

A TOP health boss has admitted a terrifying medical condition she identified as “cello scrotum” – was just a JOKE.

Alzheimer’s expert Baroness Murphy has admitted that she and her husband John made up the supposed ailment 34 years ago.

In a letter to the British Medical Journal they confessed and said they were inspired by the made-up ailment "guitarist's nipple".

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2181339.ece

so we can file it with "tambourine players wrist", "recorder players lips" and "curry eaters ring piece" then!