Farewell

It is with great reluctance tinged with sadness that i must bid you all goodbye. My broker called this morning to say that the Official Receiver has been appointed to the Large Ladies Lingerie Co Ltd which is now in administration. I am therefore to all intents and purposes, ruined. During the Great Crash of 1929 several prominent bankers threw themselves from skyscrapers on Wall St but when i jumped from the kitchen window i ended up in a pile of stone elves and broken plant pots. Place not your faith in big bloomers,
yours from A&E, Arkley.
PS, ive still got a catalogue if anyone would like to borrow it.